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31 December 2006 @ 06:46 pm
Dear everyone,

Have a fucking epic new years, I intend to drink myself unconscious.

Love G xxx
30 November 2006 @ 12:04 am
Take this quiz. Want to see your virginal shyboy score. I particularly enjoyed misinterpreting the question under the snake picture. Have fun! Love George.

Current Location: your bedroom
Current Mood: hornyhorny
Current Music: sex noise
13 November 2006 @ 11:24 am
"You know why fat people always look so jolly? Because they are laughing. Laughing at you. Look at them with their excuses – cake retention, over-active doughnut gland, big chocolate-stuffed bones. It isn’t true. The only way you can be heavier than eighteen stone is by eating an entire wedding buffet for breakfast, every single morning. But that isn’t all: like a plague of slow, wheezy locusts, fatties will descend upon our nation and eat everything, unless steps are taken to stop them now."
Current Location: hooome
Current Mood: concurring
Current Music: ac/dc
12 November 2006 @ 02:25 pm
"Jane, what are you doing? Didn't you just wash your bedding yesterday?"
Jane sighed and blew the hair off her forehead as she pushed her sheets into the washing machine.
"Yeah, I did, but either I came on my period in the night or Jack the Ripper made a surprise visit to my room."
The look of disgust on John's face and his hasty exit from the kitchen was worth any embarrassment suffered, Jane considered smugly.
It was, Phillip reflected, much easier to deal with George when he was in a snit with John, than vice versa, if only because he'd had more practice at dealing with it. After all, George was almost always in a snit, with at least one person. It didn't usually alter the way he treated other people. When John was in a snit with George, though, you couldn't fail to notice. John isn't very angry at being angry. He doesn't like being angry. That makes him even angrier. John is fucking terrifying when angry. After George had manipulated John into removing a spider from his bed (and then immediately reverted back to treating him like shit) John's sorely tried patience had suddenly given out.
Current Location: living room
Current Mood: ok
Current Music: thunder+tv
03 July 2006 @ 07:46 pm
Current Location: Dining room
Current Music: Rooster
29 June 2006 @ 08:26 pm
Current Mood: Shitty
Current Music: Kooks
28 June 2006 @ 12:40 am
Current Location: Tent in the wilderness.
Current Mood: Tired
Current Music: Time after time- Eva Cassidy
28 June 2006 @ 12:33 am
Current Location: The inner sanctum
Current Mood: twitchy
Current Music: Acoustic music